Funny Jokes: metre ...........................!!!

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee - '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Santa - My number is 4.

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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied...
French : I think I dont smoke (died).
American : I think I love my wife (died).
Santa: I think.. (died)