Funny Jokes: much...........................!!!

 
Funny Jokes: Banta ...........................!!!

 

 

Wife: How much do you love me?
Santa: l love you so much, l can't measure.
Wife: No...just tell me.
Santa: Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without u.
Wife: Wow! That's so romantic....
Santa:(saying to himself): Thank God! She doesn't know l'm like a China phone, with FOUR sim cards.........

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Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye
Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ?
Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..!
Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ?
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Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na..

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