Funny Jokes: nothing ...........................!!!

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

---------------------------------------------------

---------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------

------------------------------------------------------

-----------------------------------------------------

Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job."
Banta: "Did you?"
Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."