Funny Jokes: prayed ...........................!!!

Boy prayed: Oh God gve me 1bag full of money,job,1big vehicle&many girls!
GOD: Ur wish is fulfilled.(Prayer acpted)
He became a CONDUCTOR in LADIES BUS.

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Friend 1 : What are you doing bro??
Friend 2 : Just finished Dinner with wife... and now holding Scotch...
Friend 1 : wow which... Black Label or Red Label???
Friend 2 : "Scotch Brite" re melya ..bhaandi ghastoy