Funny Jokes: recognize ...........................!!!

 
Funny Jokes: Santa ...........................!!!

How do you recognize a Santa in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died.
Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa. 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

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