Funny Jokes: sits ...........................!!!

Santa walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. As he sips the beer he hears a soothing voice say "nice tie". He looks around and is baffled to see that there is no one there except him and the bartender at the other end of the room. A few sips later the voice says "beautiful shirt".

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Santa panics and calls the bartender over and says "I must be losing my mind, I can hear these voices say nice things but there is no one else except you and me" , the bartender points to the table and says "oh it's the peanuts , they are complimentary