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If ur wife starts looking beautiful, sexy and innocent in the 1st peg itself, than u r checking some one else's wallet.

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Drink 1st peg and check the photo of ur wife in ur wallet
Drink 2nd peg and do the same thing
Drink 3rd peg and recheck
Drink 4th peg and recheck.
If ur wife starts looking beautiful, innocent & attractive, stop it there and there itself.
These are indications that u hve consumed alchohol more than ur normal capacity and its time to go home.