Funny Jokes: weather ...........................!!!

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."

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At a new conference, a journalist told the politician running for the presidency, "Your secratary said publicly that you have a small tool.

Would you please comment on this?"

"The truth is, "replied the politician, "that she has a big mouth!"