Husband Wife Jokes: having dinner ..................................!!!
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, Husband: "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal!!